Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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