Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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