I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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