no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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