I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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