I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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