Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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