have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Who died my cat blue again?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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