A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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