yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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