She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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