Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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