You work out of a Hotel?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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