I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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