just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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