I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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