come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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