They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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