I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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