I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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