i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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