yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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