is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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