week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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