peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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