This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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