If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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