I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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