Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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