So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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