she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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