Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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