she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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