So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
