Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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