doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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