Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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