the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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