I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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