Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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