i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
It was like getting head from an anaconda
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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