never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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