Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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