And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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