I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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