scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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