Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My penis needs a shock collar
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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