I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i think im in europe. pls send help
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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