nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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