Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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