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i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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