butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I love you.
Bad choice
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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