going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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